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1) Your name: Christina

A smart girl with no common sense but is smart and funny and has great "what in the world?" moments.
She can't make good hot chocolate.

>.> I can so make good hot chocolate.

2) Your age: 26

750ml of alky
1 mickey + 1 mickey = a 26

3) One of your friends: Trenna/Emily

Not defined yet. / Slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.

4) What should be doing: Sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.

More like praying that my little sister on the bottom bunk doesn't wake up. :P

5) Your favorite color: Blue

The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.


6) Your birthplace: Baltimore, (Maryland)


Linking instead of copying because of rampant tl;dr

7) Last person you talked to: Trenna/Robin (Dad)
Still not defined. / a shy person when you first meet them but then opens up to be a real character. they are usually fun to talk to.

8) Last thing you had to drink: Water

The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet


By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

...I'm speechless. I honestly am.

9) Your nickname: Teena

another way of saying a teenth or 1/16 of an ounce of bud
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It's my birthday today.
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This journal is going to become just my creative journal. Fanfic, icons, mun-stuff, etc. If I ever find our digital camera, maybe I'll put pictures of non-online creative endeavors here.

I've finally worked out a username that pleases me. So from now on, memes, flist spam, life moments, and generally anything personal will be on darkling_wishes. I'm sick of feeling like a clingy pathetic bitch, so if you're interested, friend me there and I'll friend you back. If you're not, don't, and neither will I.

Sorry if that sounds snide, nasty, or anything unpleasant, because I don't mean it that way.
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#1 Offender! Good gods, who could have ever thought this was a good idea, let alone gotten enough people to agree to get it made?
Cut to save flists.Collapse )

Current Mood: distressed distressed

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I Am A: True Neutral Human Wizard (3rd Level)

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True Neutral A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil after all, he would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, he's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some true neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. True neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion. However, true neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it represents apathy, indifference, and a lack of conviction.

Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard's strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.

Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)

As a side note, I'm trying to think of a good username for a new journal for myself. This one will remain my mun/writing/iconning journal, but anything personal would go in the new journal. Sadly, flesh_and_blood was taken.
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I am a

What Flower
Are You?

"You are more than what you seem. Outwardly, you are a confident person with just a little bit of a temper. Inwardly, you are someone who needs some serious TLC and attention."

I have no idea why I even post in this journal anymore.
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I dreamed that I was DMing a game of D&D for my family, the Millenium Earl, and a smaller, wrinklier version of the Earl that must've been his father or something.

...My subconscious worries me sometimes.
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If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Feel free to groan, laugh, or offer other contenders for the title.
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Have you let The Healing Power of Cock into YOUR ass life?

((The link doesn't contain any graphic imagery, so it's relatively SFW.))

Current Mood: mischievous mischievous

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*mumbles something about English finals hurting God before collapsing*

Current Mood: exhausted exhausted

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